Being a villain, I learned a significant amount of devious tricks from this course. Many skills that will ultimately help me to destroy my enemies (the heroes of the world). I gained massive insight on how to build up my own personal brand. Developing a positive reputation with the public is huge when you’re trying to rule over them with an iron fist. When I create my league of evildoers I want to make sure our social media pages are very well thought out. The more followers, the larger the following, the greater the empire.
I also learned a little bit about how to edit things, videos and photos. I can create posters and flyers to mail out. Perhaps each one can say “prepare for your world to end” with a picture of my smiling face. I know how to do that now and it’s thanks to this class.
Aside from being well suited for the job market and having some skills and certifications that will help me thrive as an applicant. I can now teach my grandparents about new technology more adequately. There is a constant battle between new devices and the ability to comprehend digital trends. This class makes that battle a little bit easier.
Unfortunately, I already had a lot of experience coming into this class from former courses and personal happenings. There wasn’t much room for me specifically to learn with the curriculum. Not to mention the fact that advertising is not what I want to do with my life at all, and I’m not sure why it’s my minor. Thus it was tough at some points to stay motivated for this class. Luckily, my professor was a right-minded man with as many evil intentions as myself. If it weren’t for him I probably would’ve fallen asleep/skipped just about every day.
From here forth I know not what I will do, but I hope that it is evil. Whether I conquer the world through the cybernetic networks that make up our ever so fragile international community, or simply enslave all humans and animals with artificial intelligence completely under my control, I’m confident that I am headed for total supremacy. I will overlord much more efficiently having taken this class. I feel as though I owe a thanks to everyone involved in teaching me some basics that I had missed, so thank you. Perhaps I will spare your families.
For my final evil trick I will complete this WordPress post with less than 500 words. It’s not that I didn’t have time to do it, and it’s not that there wasn’t content for me to post about. It’s simply the fact that the most evil thing I can do is withhold from meeting the assignment requirements even though we all know full well I could do it if I weren’t so… evil.
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